May 21 – Love’s Got the World in Motion
WHAT’S the worst thing about England not qualifying for this summer’s European Championships? A summer spent thinking what could have been, whilst we all sit around trying to decide who to support? The millions of pounds that Steve Mclaren was paid off to go umbrella shopping with? Nope, in our eyes it’s the fact that we won’t be seeing the England team hitting the Top 40 with pre-tournament sing-song.
Granted, most of these are terrible, but there’s always an exception to the rule and today in 1990 saw the release of the greatest ever football song: New Order’s World in Motion.
Breaking from the norm that had seen the England squad coming up with such pop ditties as “Back Home” and the almost-apologetic sounding “This Time (We’ll Get It Right)” the FA chose one of the trendiest bands in the country to come up with a song for Italia ’90. Fresh off the back of the biggest-selling 12″ single of all-time in “Blue Monday”, the Manchester band originally want to call the song “E is England”, but the FA, surprisingly on the ball with youth culture, saw through this drug reference and refused.
Co-written by actor and comedian Keith “Lilly’s dad” Allen the song features a number of the England squad such as Paul Gascoigne on backing vocals, but John Barnes was the real star, as the ‘Barnesy Rap’ at the end of the track is what everyone remembers the song for. Making 1989′s ‘Anfield Rap’ look like the rubbish Beastie Boys imitation it is, the Liverpool winger delivered lines such as “Catch me if you can/Cos I’m the England man/And what you’re looking at/Is the master plan” with a free-flowing style that would make Lethal Bizzle sweat (maybe).
With some timeless synths and a couple of Kenneth Wolstenholme samples chucked in for good measure, Bernard Sumner and company had a number one hit on their hands and had set a new standard for football songs, that’s still revered in popular culture today. Unfortunately, with the exception of Baddiel and Skinner’s ‘Three Lions’, New Order’s successors in the job haven’t really lived up to this watermark. ‘Top of the World’ by Echo and the Bunnymen and the Spice Girls anyone? ‘On the Ball’ by cheeky chaps Ant and Dec? Even the ear drum-destroying Crazy Frog got in on the act for the last World Cup.
Get your volume turned up whilst you hark back to the day when Ing-er-land had a side worth watching below and like Joey Barton we’ll be going nowhere tomorrow, so come back for some cup final action.







